Note to the idiots who pasted together "Santana Row" so it looks like a postcard collage made by a Rhine Cruise passenger who fetishizes images of suburban stores: The way you really know you are in Europe is that there are statues of naked boys. Europe, or Huntington Beach, if some Intelligent Design fanatic hasn't welded breeches upon the little surfer there on the grounds that it wouldn't be intelligent to give children body parts it was illegal for them to use.